Monthly Archives: October 2014

“Life is what you make it to be, even if it’s shitty”

Dear Dr. Brilliant Cliché; I think I may have spent the entire first half of my life believing that a magic prince was going to ride in and save me from all of my problems. I believed that if I … Continue reading

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The other half of co-dependence:

Dear Dr. Brilliant Cliché, My therapist told me to find a book on co-dependence so today I visited the Sober Camel, an AA book store. My last two husbands were alcoholics and my therapist is trying to prevent me from … Continue reading

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Loosey Goosey:

Dear Dr. Brilliant Cliché, How can one measure the looseness or tightness of their vagina?? I have a fear that I am loose. How can I get it tighter without surgery? Miss Fit Dear Miss Fit, As a therapist I … Continue reading

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The depression of success:

Dear Dr. Brilliant Cliché, I am a 38 years old and have it all. Good job, good husband, great kids, enough money, and a dog. We have a nice house in a nice suburb of a nice city. Things were … Continue reading

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My son is exposing himself:

Dr. Brilliant Cliché, My wife and I divorced nearly nine years ago. After the divorce, she moved back to be with her parents in another state, taking my three children with her. I talk to them every day, but I … Continue reading

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